Cher gets Chaz Bono pronouns mixed, hates Sarah Palin

As you’ll recall, Cher’s former daughter, Chastity Bono recently transitioned to live as a man, and that’s caused problems for some folks. Mainly his mom.
“If I woke up tomorrow in a guy’s body, I would just kick and scream and cry and f——g rob a bank, because I cannot see myself as anything but who I am,” she tells Vanity Fair. “I wouldn’t take it as well as Chaz has.”
And the change still causes Cher some problems;
“She’s a very smart girl…boy!” she quickly corrects herself. “This is where I get into trouble. My pronouns are f—-d. I still don’t remember to call her ‘him.’”But while addressing her new son correctly causes some slips, Cher has no problem addressing stupidity;“I got so obsessed with C-Span it was interfering with my life,” she admits. “Then Sarah Palin came on, and I thought, ‘Oh, this is the end!’ Because a dumb woman is a dumb woman.”
And her scorn is not saved for those who leave office; Ask about Arizona’s leader, Jan Brewer and Cher’s hackles grow;
“She’s worse than Sarah Palin…if that’s possible,” fumes the 64-year old star. “This woman is a deer in the headlights. She’s got a handle on the services of the state, and I wouldn’t let her handle the remote.”
There is, however, one person Cher likes – for odd reasons. She hates getting old. Meryl Streep is three years her junior and still looks great – and that’s caused some chafing;
“I think Meryl is doing it great,” Cher concedes. “The bitch is doing it better than all of us! But I don’t like it. I have a job to do and it’s making it harder.”
You can read the rest of Cher’s wise pronouncements on life, politics and other reasons to hate folks when the December issue of Vanity Fair is released on November 9th.
Meantime, who agrees with her views?…