Sunday, March 6, 2011

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale: Cynthia Gets Married!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired a season finale last night that focused on the dream wedding of Cynthia Bailey. What exact nonsense went down? Our critic has penned an extensive review of the episode...
Cynthia finally tied the knot this week, or the noose around her neck, before 200 of her closest family and friends at Atlanta's Fernback Museum of Natural History. Before the nuptials, there was drama to spare, of course.
Cynthia's Wedding
Ladyboy Lawrence made his grand debut as Miss Lawrence at Aurum, a club in Atlanta.  Performing "Closet Freak" for the first time in public, Nene, Kim, Sheree, and Kandi were all in attendance and all were blown away by Miss Lawrence.  Ladyboy was en pointe!  RuPaul better look out.  
Sheree beamed with happiness and Kandi once again noted the difference between Lawrence and Kim's singing.  Kim's in it for fun and Lawrence has a potential career.  In other words, one can sing and the other can't.
Cynthia prepped for the wedding that was now two days away.  Broke and panicky, she jokingly suggested the bridesmaids get their dresses at Target.  Fernback required a minimum of $3,000 for the bar, which Cynthia didn't have.  Maloria, her sister, advised her not to put everything on her shoulders and asked Cynthia if she was sure she wanted to marry broke ass Peter.  Cynthia figured if things didn't turn out well she could always divorce him.  The perfect attitude to have before a wedding.

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